We review snacks for your edibilification


Snack Factory’s Pretzel Crisps – Original Flavor

September 28, 2012 by Keith Ecker

Pretzel Crisps are what you get when you gut a pretzel of its porous flakey innards and leave only the golden brown husk.


Friday Night Snackdown! Lifeway Kefir Tart & Tangy Vs. Greek Style Fro-Yo With Honey Swirl

September 28, 2012 by Anna Bond

Lifeway, longtime makers of kefir, recognized a market sector opportunity and has pounced on the trend. We pitted two of their flavors of Fro-Keef against each other. How did they do?



September 27, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

The nameless descendants of Coney Island candy vendors and small-time salt water taffy hucksters is just a portion of fluff cut into a wax paper shell. Or is it a primordial snack?


Milky Way Caramel Apple

September 26, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

A legacy thing suddenly appears inside of a legacy thing, and all you need to do is buy it at the store. Remember caramel apples? Yeah, all fun until you whiff. Milky Way thinks it has that figured out.

the new look and the old.

Kettle Brand Potato Chips Cheddar Beer (Limited Batch)

September 25, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

One of four flavors Kettle Brand chose to bring out of retirement to celebrate it’s 30th anniversary. Not the best, but far from the worst.


Cape Cod Kettle Cooked Waffle Cut Potato Chips

September 24, 2012 by Luca Cimarusti

Cape Cod has always been ahead of the chip curve, and they’ve recently introduced an upgrade, and holy crap it’s good.


M&Ms White Chocolate Candy Corn

September 21, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

In this weird All Hallows’ Eve guise, M&Ms look really bulbous and strange and clinically monochromatic. “Here you go, dude; a bag of sweeties for you, broheim. These things? They melt in your brain, not in your hand.”


Teno Reviews Meiji Pucca Choco Pretzel

September 20, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

Teno is at it again, and this time he’s some words of wisdom about chocolate puddles. Spoiler alert: he loves them.

Wonderful Pistachios Gets Crackin’ With New Commericals

September 19, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

Wonderful Pistachios goes all Old Spice on us and picks up their “weird game” with a new batch of commercials.

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The Popinator Ushers Popcorn Consumption into the 21st Century

September 19, 2012 by Keith Ecker

Tired of getting greasy popcorn residue on your fingers? Are your arms sore from the repetitive motion of reaching into a bag and shoveling popcorn into your mouth?