7-Eleven “Select” Big Bite Hot Dog Potato Chips
7-Eleven patches the flavor profile of a hot dog into that of a potato chip. Are you repulsed or intrigued? We were both.
Cherry Airheads
Airheads give a lot for a little, especially if you know how to coax the best out of them.
Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts
To rate a brand as storied as Planters, it’s important to first look at its crown jewel.
Starburst (Original)
Starbursts (original flavor), the only snack that tastes its own future from 10 billion light years away. Your snack future is the same as its past.
Mizzi Sweet Potato Honey Chip
Can you think of another potato chip you could dip in black tea *OR* put on a sandwich? Didn’t think so.
Fudge Covered RITZ Crackers
Nabisco took the RITZ Cracker and dipped it in fudge. The result is a tasty mix of salty and sweet, though it sort of makes us miss the OG cracker, too.
Pop Tarts Frosted Strawberry Toaster Pastries
Pop Tarts are Kellogg’s most popular item in the US. Frosted Strawberry is the most popular among their 29 flavors. Something’s got to be working right.
Hostess Twinkies
We try to rate Twinkies, get lost in a cultural conundrum, and ultimately fail miserably.
Hostess Orange Cupcakes
Our society might love cupcake crazes more cupcakes themselves. As the world revisits (again) a time-honored treat, Hostess has some fun with their original version. OK, but…
Hostess Devil’s Food Donettes
When the world makes you drunk, blame it back by giving these little Hostess devils the job of masking your hangover. How do they stand up? And what does Little Debbie think about all of this?
