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7-Eleven “Select” Big Bite Hot Dog Potato Chips

December 4, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

7-Eleven patches the flavor profile of a hot dog into that of a potato chip. Are you repulsed or intrigued? We were both.

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Cherry Airheads

December 3, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

Airheads give a lot for a little, especially if you know how to coax the best out of them.

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Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts

November 30, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

To rate a brand as storied as Planters, it’s important to first look at its crown jewel.

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Starburst (Original)

November 29, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

Starbursts (original flavor), the only snack that tastes its own future from 10 billion light years away. Your snack future is the same as its past.

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Mizzi Sweet Potato Honey Chip

November 28, 2012 by Hannah Carlen

Can you think of another potato chip you could dip in black tea *OR* put on a sandwich? Didn’t think so.

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Fudge Covered RITZ Crackers

November 27, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

Nabisco took the RITZ Cracker and dipped it in fudge. The result is a tasty mix of salty and sweet, though it sort of makes us miss the OG cracker, too.

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Pop Tarts Frosted Strawberry Toaster Pastries

November 26, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

Pop Tarts are Kellogg’s most popular item in the US. Frosted Strawberry is the most popular among their 29 flavors. Something’s got to be working right.

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Hostess Twinkies

November 21, 2012 by Jacob Daneman

We try to rate Twinkies, get lost in a cultural conundrum, and ultimately fail miserably.

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Hostess Orange Cupcakes

November 20, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

Our society might love cupcake crazes more cupcakes themselves. As the world revisits (again) a time-honored treat, Hostess has some fun with their original version. OK, but…

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Hostess Devil’s Food Donettes

November 20, 2012 by Johnny Loftus

When the world makes you drunk, blame it back by giving these little Hostess devils the job of masking your hangover. How do they stand up? And what does Little Debbie think about all of this?